Thursday, July 22, 2010

Just for Fun...Ladies

OK, I know you may have seen this email before but I LOVE IT and it just makes me smile every time! Would your guy be a "Survivor?"
Without question mine would be but he would have a brand new appreciation for what we women do on a daily basis for our families!
Enjoy :)



THE
NEXT
 
SURVIVOR

SERIES

 
Six married men
will be dropped on an island


 with one car

and 3 kids each


 for six weeks.

Each kid will play a sport
and take either music or dance classes.


There is no fast food.

Each man must


take care of his 3 kids;

keep his assigned house clean
,
correct all homework
,
complete science projects,

cook
,
do laundry


In addition,

each man
will have to budget enough money
for groceries each week.


Each man
must remember the birthdays

of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child

to a
doctor's appointment,
a
dentist appointment
and a
haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient
visit per child to the Emergency Room
.

He must also make
cookies or cupcakes
for a school function.


Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside,
and keeping it
presentable at all times.


The men will only have access to television

when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their
legs,
wear makeup daily
,
adorn themselves
with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes
,
keep fingernails polished,

and
eyebrows groomed

During one of the six weeks,
the
men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings

but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.


They must attend weekly school meetings
  and church,
and find time at least once to spend

the afternoon at the park or a similar
setting.


They will need to read a book to the kids each
night
and in the morning,

 feed them,
dress them,
brush their teeth
and
comb their hair

by 7:30 am.

A test will be given

at the end of the six weeks,
and each father will be required to know
all of the following information:
each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,

and what they want to be when they grow up.


The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!



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